there is no way you didn't get a little bit stupider if you watched this

the road from here to Idiocracy is short enough to walk now

hey man let’s turn on the TV so we can have some background noise…
Alex

So anybody who knows me know I don’t watch television- I mean, I have- but I don’t.

If that makes sense.

**but Alex had just made us this incredible meal**

AND NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR SOMEONE ELSE CHEW

oh why the heck not?
me

what harm can it do in just a couple minutes?
also me

I never thought Ellen could bring such madness

so apparently this “game show” pits married couples against each other in a Newlywed Game meets Double Dare mash-up that still has me shaking my head almost a full 2 weeks later.

The husbands wager on how many random objects their wives can name within a time limit

AND IF THEY GET IT WRONG?

words can’t quite do it justice, so I put together this mash up of clips to show you what it looked like from sane-ville. holy smokes.

CONTENT WARNING:

watching this will strip points off your IQ like turpentine

go ahead and watch it again since you can never go back to the way you were

if anyone knows what the name of this show was we here at Urban Survivorman would love to know so we don’t accidentally watch it again.

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