no shit my legs hurt for 2 weeks after this

man so no lie, Wels has been inviting me out to.go jet skiing for years – open invite- just say when.

I should have said yes way before I finally did

that shit was so much fun.

we went to Rooster Rock which I thought was just a place where old dudes walked around with their junk out hoping to see some boobs but I didn’t see no old wieners

or young ones either

ANYWAYS

after a little warm up time I asked him how far upriver it was to get to Multnomah Falls because I’d never seen anyone ride a jetski in front of our local treasure.

I should have practiced more.

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